On July 30th in DFW, take part in the Dallas TechFest! It is a one day technical conference and we're happy to say that we have a good PHP track. Let's blow out the attendance. It's on a Friday so you won't be getting anything done anyway.
You can find the full list of speakers (cross-language and platform talks!) on the TechFest site. PHP-related topics include using the Zend Framework, scalable applications and application deployment.