Ed Finkler has a little PHP6-related humor posted to his blog today - some things he's looking forward to in PHP6:

His tongue-in-cheek list includes things like:

• Punctuation-only variable names
• HDMI outputs
• ASCII-art generators added to core (once CLAs are signed)
• Improved elegance

Looking for something a bit more realistic? Check out our posts tagged with php6 to get details on what's to come and some discussion about these new features.