Here's the contest. [Below]you will see a Flash player queued up to play a 30 second commercial for ZendCon. Near the end of the video is a panel that says "and of course..." I'm looking for the best, ZendCon related answer to the answer to the panel, "and of course..." (you will understand after you've watched it) Witty, poignant, silly, creative, none of these describe the ones I was able to come up with, so let's see you try.
The one submission that takes the cake will win first prize, the ticket to ZendCon and five runners up will receive a free license for a copy of Zend Studio. Entering is easy - submit your entry by sending an email off to firstname.lastname@example.org