Well, at the risk of sounding like I'm begging for help here and abusing my power on this site for evil (eeeeeevil), I need to enlist the help of you readers out there.
I'm looking for employment, preferably in the Dallas area (yes, I'm a Texan - laugh it up) doing pretty much what I do now. A change of pace might be nice, but I like what I do and it lets me keep up with my PHP skills and sites so that I can relay those to you guys.

Now, I have my resume posted over on my personal machine in both Word Document format, and, just to be "correct" about it - in plain text as well.

So, if there's anything that you can think of, or you're looking for a PHP coder with a few years experience, please let me know....