Well, it seems that the big topic floating around the PHP world is still the Java integration that's coming, and even PHPEverywhere has their own take on it all.

I was hooked the first time i took one drag of PHP. All my complicated C shit became clear after one puff of PHP. It was so addictive i couldn't stop. I had to prowl the PHP CVS, meet drug dealers like Sterling and Andrei, and even hang out with the grand loco himself, the Zeev. I've gotta to warn them java addicts. If dey tot that James "Goose" Gosling was tuff, they ain't met the Zeev, he dont even blink when e bumps off feature requests he dont like, n he wrings the necks of pushers who dont keep dat PHP shit pure n proper for the script kiddies he sell to. [..] Dont say i never warned u java folks. Dont say nothin. I warned u. Just u wait.

Nicely told...and probably entirely true. Can you imagine a future where Java and PHP get along perfectly happily together? Java and PHP, both very powerful languages in their own right, combine forces to fight the evils of ASP. Woo! There's even a proposed spec to take a look at already...